Not a creation of mine,but its definitely LMAO

At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon.

The Redheads speak up "That's been done before, we're going to go to Mars".

The Blondes speak up "That's nothing, we're going to be the first people to go to the Sun".

One of the reporters says "Don't you idiots know that you'll burn up?"

The Blondes say "NO WE WON'T; WE'RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!"

May,faster arrive...

Starks...


The bad...

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I want this

I must look for this. Its a must. I dont care its fake or origin, as long its LP, I want it.

MPV

First of all, I want wish my classmate, Liew She Anne, very awesome that she create this picture. I have saw lots of advertisement & this is the first time i see people use animal plus this picture is also symbol of 2012. Its cool.

She has join Perodua MPV contest with this title:
ALZA = Aspring, Luxurious, Zesting, Affordable... Perodua Alza gives us more than that we "imagine". See the word imagine? This is how creative her imagination.

If the picture is all about human, then i believe the chances for her to win will be lower(no creative), but thank goodness she insert animals(joke thinking)

This is a lame assumption ya, not criticize ya. When I first saw this picture, i have strong thought that-->

1)She Anne, you should have design this picture in collaboration with 2012 movie, then you will have higher chance win, then MPV will generate better sale, and maybe better than 2012 large ship & ^BENTLY^.
2)If perodua does accept this pic, it is meant to say MPV is specially design to fits animal?haha =="

But overall, i really do amaze she create such a picture and sincerely wish she win this competition and hopefully, drive a MPV to FETCH ME everyday!!!HAHAHA.

P/s: People out there who read my blog, if you do like this picture, do feel free add her up at FB & click like on her picture & leave some comment as well.

The roots of evil

Every time when i want to blog, i'll start with typing all the contents first instead of think of the title.

Good news, I pass my coursework test cheatfully. I saw one of my friend post her wall saying "ridiculously RIDICULOUS!"

What she meant ridiculously is because our tutor is trying to safe those failing survival. And so, i suggest to her at her wall post that never in life is FAIR. I was once like her, dislike those unfair situation occur, even though try so hard and put so much effort on doing something. In the end, we are still the biggest loser, moreover, we lose to people who are worst off than us.

And so i had discover why there are so many people able to success in their life?
The answer is-->those who are success are doing the wrong things at the right time. For example, you might assume that idol like Bill Gates, can be today successful is because in the past, he is doing the wrong thing(things that people think you will never success if you are the only one doing it). Then, what is the right things?(The right things are which your mom and dad ask to you to be a good boy, study hardly, sleep early and work and earn for the rest of your life.

Well, that is what makes so normal world for todays population. Sometimes in life we need to do the wrong things to make us success.

My philosophy might be boring and you might think what kind of person am I! Thats not important hows my characteristics, most importantly, we have to be evil to be good.

Too much but a less words

I have too many things to blog.
But i do not have the inspiration to blog so yet. Everytime i have the idea to blog, but i dont have the laptop or any device or any broadband for me to blog

Week in week out, its already week 10 for my college study week. I only left 4 weeks more/less to completely revise before final. Well, this is the important matter.

Now this is some inspiration i want to blog about at my blog:
1. How wonder am I spent RM1000 a month!
2. Did I told you people i have no PATIENTS playing with kiddo or any baby's?
3. How failure again am I not starting a mission by failing my vision.
4. How proud am I have a hard heart sales attitude?
5. How hard and suffer am I when I don't understand my syllabus and i skip partial lecturer section!
6. Lastly, where can I get more money to buy branded stuff? Can people donate to me?

The above is the summary of what I wanna blog. Lets end today topic with this song dedicated 2 myself:

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P/s: Thanks to Jo, thanks 4 ur advice and support. You are mine BGR consultant, when I need you, you can give me the right consultation,haha. Owe u many's.
Thanks to wx and oi kia 5 as well, there r my financial planner and financial supporter. Maybe i should suggest them a partnership to venture into bank industry.
Thanks 2 Aaron Kwowk aka Sam. He is my part time educator. If wasn't him, i will be worst of on my studies. Cheers 2 them.

Chances to enter Malaysia Book of Record

-Do I deserve a chance to enter Malaysia book of record if I can skip my whole sem lecturer section?
-Answer is no.
-But why?
-Cause i just skip partial, or 90% of whole lecturer section. So i don't fulfill any of Malaysia Book of Record criteria.

Sounds like I'm very proud of myself skipping classes right? Look what I have done to my coursework!

Management accounting- Maybe fail.
Business Eco- added extra 2.5 mark that enough for me to pass
Financial Accouting practice- Fail

Worst of all, I even have the same scoring standard compared with this person below, who is ponteng more than me, almost 98% skip all lecturer, have poorer tutorial attendance. And guess what? HE ALMOST BEAT ME IN TERMS OF COURSEWORK RESULT.
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(Look how sleepy when he is in lecturer hall.)

I have been so that lazy and I'm totally out of my achievement. To get worses, I only have less than 1 month time to prepare for final. Disgrace for me.

Lagi worses is, next week I have to pass up 1 assignment and sit for 2 coursework.

Worst of worst of worst...my study soul has gone to HOLLAN.

Well, just to share with you readers, dont think I'm proud with my failure I posted now. I'm just trying to show off how tebal is my muka to bravely announce my failure. Even the richest company in the world would not want to expose their losses to the world.

Enough for me for now. I got to rush my assignment.