copy paste(birthday surprise)

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...NAKED.

officially TOTAL LOST

(Phone lost)


(Football bets lost)


(Money lost)


(MOST FARKINGLY, I AM SO DAMNNNNNN LOSTTTT, OFFICIALLY)

MISS

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I’m a BILLIONAIRE..

Well, "BILLIONAIRE WANNA BE" dream is far from materializing.


Suddenly,just now, when I was facebook-ing halfway, I read one of my friends news fed, saying: not going to his Convocation =(.

My immediate reaction is quickly call my ex-classmate, asked him
Me: when was he DEADLINE pay convocation fee?
X: It was 14 June the DEADLINE.
Me: Ohh, thanks.

NOW, before I can materialise my dream to be BILLIONAIRE! I already miss a chance wearing the ULTIMATE CONVOCATION DRESS CODE. Well, sounds pity myself. What to do now? Cant graduate??? Cant take niceee photo!!! Cant even LANNN 444 my ^HOLDER^ in Diploma In Accounting certificate. I even doubt whether do I have a chance to wear convo dress code anymore? Advance Diploma wor? More or less, Degree in Accounting from Shelfied Hallam University? Or BILLIONAIRE IN DIPLOMA & DEGREE cum JOKER?

Whatever shit it is, I have miss it and sincerely hope those graduate-ers have their best time ever.

Realization

2 tablets of Panadol cant relieve the pain of my head, neither can it relieve the sorrow in my memory.


Few cups of Chivas Regals cant drunk me to hell, neither can it bring me back to you.


Many of workload waiting for me to earn, yet, neither the money receive can buy back the love from you.

P/S: Neither the above indicating I want you back. After living for quite a long time, realizing that "realistic" is cruel than "reality". Pity those who trauma about love all the time.

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从前有那三个字 天天讲你知
虽然无新意 但有意思
我储埋储埋这麽多诗句
我只想你可以跟我一齐笑

从前那三个字 人人都钟意
好不可思议
但是又有几个人真正明白 那意思
我只知道 我只想你快乐

PM: Malaysia won't go bankrupt like Iceland and Greece

PM: Malaysia won't go bankrupt like Iceland and Greece.

My first reaction after seeing this is: WOWWW, ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORD WOR! BEFORE PM ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO ALL OF CITIZEN MALAYSIA, CAN HE ^PM^ SAYS: MALAYSIA WILL GET OUT OF CORRUPTION BEING THE FIRST EVER COUNTRY TO DO SO.

People go bankrupt all the time. Companies do, too. But countries? Malaysia?

Well, in my opinion, I do believe that tanah ku will go into bankrupt someday. Why? SIMPLE, ITS CORRUPTION.

Factors that will continually support our country before heading towards insolvency:
1.kita ada minyak->PETRONAS
2.kita ada minyak juga->MINYAK KELAPA SAWIT
3.kita ada minyak juga juga->MINYAK BAGI MENGERAKKAN KERETA BUATAN MALAYSIA "PROTON" UNTUK DIJUAL KE ^LUAR NEGARA^.
4.KITA ADA PEMIMPIN YANG BIJAKSANA

Whatever it is, I do hope and pray that Malaysia wont goes into bankruptcy as the rakyat will live poorer and poorer and suferring.

Learn, quit, teach

Chinese:学抽烟,后戒烟,再教你戒烟.
English:learn to smoke, then quit to smoke, finally learn to teach you to stop smoking.

I got this chinese phrase from facebook post. It is actually a storyline describing a romantic story between a smoker with his beloved girlfriend.

Well, I'm not going to tell mother story here about hows this story goes on.

The important message I would like to imply here is, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, EVERYTHING WE DO COMES OUT WITH A REASON, WHATEVER WE TRY TO EXPLAIN, IT ALSO NEED A REASON, SO NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON IS, YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE AND FEEL IT YOURSELF WHAT WAS THE REASON BEHIND THAT PEOPLE ARE DOING THINGS FOR REASON.

了

累了，也累了。
想了，也象了
爱了，敢爱了。
忘了，忘不了了。
等了，也等不了了。
烦了，也烦不了了。
没了，什么也没了。