Mahai

Again, this was not an original picture taken by me but I copy it from a picture that was tag in facebook by one of my friend.

For this post, I just want to say MAHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TO EXAM.
Thank q.

Megan Serigala(fox)

I dont need thousand words to describe how much I admire Serigala, how hot is she, how big is her boobbsss, how gorges is she and how fcukABLE can she be!!!

I do sounds I'm horny AGAINNNN but I'm posting something from the bottom of my heart! Look, especially guys around, dont you think you need a womenizerrr like Serigala? She has name known as Serigala, FOX, you knoww???Wu lei Zhing??? Wu Li Zhing. Thats what makes her a bitch today. =="

Merry X'mas

I thought i was going to spend my HOHOHO eve by not celebrating it because I was a bit emo on that day. But, it makes no self satisfaction to me in any of every festive season, because I never in life have a dream come true that i can spend the every festive season with the one that I darling and cherish.(not even my parents). And so yesterday, I went Kuching hse aka Kathy rumah.

GUESS WHAT????This is the first time I went a party for free, get free alcohol to drink, and eat BBQ, and my one and only once in my life I have ate TURKEY at Kat's house when i suppose thought maybe got ^CAT^ to eat.LMAO....

Awesomely, I tested Jeremy Nikon ^super series camera^, I dont know what the camera called, so I name it super series. Holding the camera macam gaya, tapi gambar ditangkap bahlah tak indah pun dari khabar. Actually, the quality of camera is good, the problem is the owner of the camera is a NOOBBBBYYY. But nevermind la, let him slowly discover his interest of photo shooting.

Below shows how good is good the camera is:


(This is the best among the rest of the pic. I suggest Jeremy to take more picture on static object rather than movable object like we people ;-p)




(Kat and ME)


(Rocky Chai aka Kao Hao & Camera noob Jeremy)




(Jeremyyyy, love me Tender, dont go, dont go.....)


(Shorty 5 with Long Leg Crab aka cheong keok hai)


(Please dont tell my future gf that i almost kiss her!!!==")


(Look clearly at this picture, the most attractive part is not looking at me tasting turkey stick, the beauty of this picture is to take a look at my SMELLY ARMPIT. Sincerely thanks Noobby Jeremy ^spotted^ my ARMPIT.)




(Jeremyyyy, I want TO SUCK UR NECK, SLUURRRPPPPPP)

Not a creation of mine,but its definitely LMAO

At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon.

The Redheads speak up "That's been done before, we're going to go to Mars".

The Blondes speak up "That's nothing, we're going to be the first people to go to the Sun".

One of the reporters says "Don't you idiots know that you'll burn up?"

The Blondes say "NO WE WON'T; WE'RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!"

May,faster arrive...

Starks...


The bad...

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I want this

I must look for this. Its a must. I dont care its fake or origin, as long its LP, I want it.

MPV

First of all, I want wish my classmate, Liew She Anne, very awesome that she create this picture. I have saw lots of advertisement & this is the first time i see people use animal plus this picture is also symbol of 2012. Its cool.

She has join Perodua MPV contest with this title:
ALZA = Aspring, Luxurious, Zesting, Affordable... Perodua Alza gives us more than that we "imagine". See the word imagine? This is how creative her imagination.

If the picture is all about human, then i believe the chances for her to win will be lower(no creative), but thank goodness she insert animals(joke thinking)

This is a lame assumption ya, not criticize ya. When I first saw this picture, i have strong thought that-->

1)She Anne, you should have design this picture in collaboration with 2012 movie, then you will have higher chance win, then MPV will generate better sale, and maybe better than 2012 large ship & ^BENTLY^.
2)If perodua does accept this pic, it is meant to say MPV is specially design to fits animal?haha =="

But overall, i really do amaze she create such a picture and sincerely wish she win this competition and hopefully, drive a MPV to FETCH ME everyday!!!HAHAHA.

P/s: People out there who read my blog, if you do like this picture, do feel free add her up at FB & click like on her picture & leave some comment as well.

The roots of evil

Every time when i want to blog, i'll start with typing all the contents first instead of think of the title.

Good news, I pass my coursework test cheatfully. I saw one of my friend post her wall saying "ridiculously RIDICULOUS!"

What she meant ridiculously is because our tutor is trying to safe those failing survival. And so, i suggest to her at her wall post that never in life is FAIR. I was once like her, dislike those unfair situation occur, even though try so hard and put so much effort on doing something. In the end, we are still the biggest loser, moreover, we lose to people who are worst off than us.

And so i had discover why there are so many people able to success in their life?
The answer is-->those who are success are doing the wrong things at the right time. For example, you might assume that idol like Bill Gates, can be today successful is because in the past, he is doing the wrong thing(things that people think you will never success if you are the only one doing it). Then, what is the right things?(The right things are which your mom and dad ask to you to be a good boy, study hardly, sleep early and work and earn for the rest of your life.

Well, that is what makes so normal world for todays population. Sometimes in life we need to do the wrong things to make us success.

My philosophy might be boring and you might think what kind of person am I! Thats not important hows my characteristics, most importantly, we have to be evil to be good.

Too much but a less words

I have too many things to blog.
But i do not have the inspiration to blog so yet. Everytime i have the idea to blog, but i dont have the laptop or any device or any broadband for me to blog

Week in week out, its already week 10 for my college study week. I only left 4 weeks more/less to completely revise before final. Well, this is the important matter.

Now this is some inspiration i want to blog about at my blog:
1. How wonder am I spent RM1000 a month!
2. Did I told you people i have no PATIENTS playing with kiddo or any baby's?
3. How failure again am I not starting a mission by failing my vision.
4. How proud am I have a hard heart sales attitude?
5. How hard and suffer am I when I don't understand my syllabus and i skip partial lecturer section!
6. Lastly, where can I get more money to buy branded stuff? Can people donate to me?

The above is the summary of what I wanna blog. Lets end today topic with this song dedicated 2 myself:

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P/s: Thanks to Jo, thanks 4 ur advice and support. You are mine BGR consultant, when I need you, you can give me the right consultation,haha. Owe u many's.
Thanks to wx and oi kia 5 as well, there r my financial planner and financial supporter. Maybe i should suggest them a partnership to venture into bank industry.
Thanks 2 Aaron Kwowk aka Sam. He is my part time educator. If wasn't him, i will be worst of on my studies. Cheers 2 them.

Chances to enter Malaysia Book of Record

-Do I deserve a chance to enter Malaysia book of record if I can skip my whole sem lecturer section?
-Answer is no.
-But why?
-Cause i just skip partial, or 90% of whole lecturer section. So i don't fulfill any of Malaysia Book of Record criteria.

Sounds like I'm very proud of myself skipping classes right? Look what I have done to my coursework!

Management accounting- Maybe fail.
Business Eco- added extra 2.5 mark that enough for me to pass
Financial Accouting practice- Fail

Worst of all, I even have the same scoring standard compared with this person below, who is ponteng more than me, almost 98% skip all lecturer, have poorer tutorial attendance. And guess what? HE ALMOST BEAT ME IN TERMS OF COURSEWORK RESULT.
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(Look how sleepy when he is in lecturer hall.)

I have been so that lazy and I'm totally out of my achievement. To get worses, I only have less than 1 month time to prepare for final. Disgrace for me.

Lagi worses is, next week I have to pass up 1 assignment and sit for 2 coursework.

Worst of worst of worst...my study soul has gone to HOLLAN.

Well, just to share with you readers, dont think I'm proud with my failure I posted now. I'm just trying to show off how tebal is my muka to bravely announce my failure. Even the richest company in the world would not want to expose their losses to the world.

Enough for me for now. I got to rush my assignment.

Nothing better to do

A paper, is white, very pure, and it looks clean. But, what if you pour something out of white onto the paper?

How about black? Is look dark, dull and evil?

We are like a piece of white paper when we are born, innocent, clean and pure. Ever since we grown by age, our life is full of color(sorry for those who are born color blind). Isn't wonderful when our life is so that color. Yes it is.

I always wonder, what if one day I really color blinded? Where I only see black and white. It sounds harsh for me to accept the fact that I'm color blind one day. But think precisely, Black and White, isn't better than color?

Sometimes, thinking negatively is not being pessimistic, its about being prepare for things might happen unpredictably. I'm please to see color around me, but I do not see whose black and whose white who is around me. Not even myself, am I a (Black like Barack Obama or am I a white like George Bush?)Does those color define who's good and who's bad?

Can we say, a black is always not an ideal good person? Well, Barack Obama does a good job as president. Or can we say, a white is the Mr Right. So George Bush love war is trully a man to salute?

Dont ask me, do you think you are the one who can see every person clearly? My response is,do you think you my face is writing words saying I'm a clear man. Sounds lame har!! This is what I use to be.

P/s: Thanks Jo, really appreciate your advice and support. Seriously, I really tired of waiting, seeking, and waiting for the faith reach my hand. I believe i deserve a right to choose my destiny. Somehow, god alone knows what is yet to come for me. I can predict, but whatever happens is not within my control. I'm a man with toufu heart, i'm not born of stone.

我不會愛

我不会爱
拥抱总是太沉太慢
甜蜜常常少说一段
用心太深 看不出来
当你已渐分出了除我之外的温暖
两人的幸福成了三人拥挤不堪
我试着填满心碎在下一块

就算我对你的爱
深的像片海
重的我放不开
亲爱的 我想我不会爱
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Its really easy to crush someone, its never easy to love someone. Love is something more than extraordinary, its undefined and uncondition.

Kenangan

Tiba-tiba, aku tertekan dengan folder saya yang bernama NS.
Jadi,aku pun clickkanya dan nampak saja semua photo yang bergitu mengenangkan ingatan aku.
Inilah gambar yang membawa cita-cita remaja yang bermimpi menjadi wira yang berbakti untuk DIRI SENDIRI, bukannya menitik darah bagi bagi tanah yang berlumpur.

Those were the days that we have spend the memorable + wasteful of time living at Kelantan camp. Yes, I have been sent to Kelantan for national service.

Those NS picture really reminds me how I have spent my time with a bunch of DAP supporters, I mean my NS friends. We have a wonderful time and we went through all the sweets and sweats moment during the camp. However, we have been lost contact for quite a long time.

But the second thought of me looking at this picture is that, I was wondering: ^AM I THAT BOTAK AFTERALL AT THAT TIME^. I swear, I'll not botak my hair not until the day I become monk.


(Inilah tempat aku bersembayan/tidur)


(BERMAIN MAHJUNG-Inilah permainan yang diajar semasa bertamadun di NS, ISHAH ALAH)


(Excuse you, tutup aurat la!!!)


(Inilah wira DAP)


(Hehkkkk, inilah wirawati yang cantik berjodoh dengan wira yang bergaya!!Jangan salah faham, walaupun kita berjodoh, namun, bah kata perpatah:"di mana kita bertemu, di situ kita berpisah". Kor lian betul wo de ^lao po^.)


(CHHeeessee...Boleh Tahan kan?)

Ilussion or real?

I'm not sure I really see it with both of my eye this morning around 2am that many meteors were dropping from the sky. This night is not the best night to watch falling of meteor due do bad weather and stack of cloud. However, it does not really matter that my naked eye did see it, as long that I did make a wish, a wish that determines my....Well, the wish is a secret because it will not be a dream come true not until the day it realize.

Waiting 4 u

Waiting 4 u,I'm waiting 4 u,waiting 4 u realize my dream.

Story of my day

I search and search and search and read and read and read.
This is WHY I FIRED MY EYES, I mean this is why I fired my secretary.

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

What'd You Think?

Politic comedy

Those day we M were laughing when U crony fighting like cats and dogs.
Today, everyone is fuming when there is no peace in political party.
If people were to ask me, how well do you know about politic?
My reply is: I only know these people are making headlines, to show how good leader are they my making comments in the newspaper. But, is this political head are action speaks louder than words or words powerful than action.

Power, money, and fame this is what people are desire. Sincere, honest, and kind, this is what people tempt to shun. Some citizens very unhappy to live in a country like this which shows no fair and square, but some is very lucky that they do not live in the war zon country like Afganistan, Lebanon, Vietnam, Thailand, and North Korea.

Well, I do have an innocent dream always, where I can rule this country which bring fairness to everyone. Bur before I can afford to do it, I can see my chance becoming prime minister is merely impossible even thought I "POTONG SAGA". Bared in mind, I'm not that patriotic to peace my own country, because this is not my job. My job is post anything but nothing to my blog.

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Somtimes when people like me start blogging, which me to say we(blogger) have the UghMMmmMMMghh(ideas). Suddenly, or once is a blue moon, dark night appears. And people got frustrated and hectic. And all the ideas gone dark, gone blank, gone in the middle of no light. When such things happen, you got to learn from this guy.

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Well,in the end of the day, lets relax urself by listen to this nice song.

(Lenka-the show)

Feelings

All the times went wrong,
All a sudden things gone the opposite side,
All in a moment, feelings got vanish.

When something is within reach, somehow it got away.

I do not know how feelings will be,
I do not know how people will think of me,
I do not know whether i'm right or wrong,
but, I do know that its very hard to hide my feelings.

Life is complicated, its really really sadden.
All I want is just a simple and cherish of route.

I'm not trying to be emo here, I'm just do not know how on earth in this world treats me?
I'm tired of being myself, i'm sadden of being not confident, and i'm sick of giving so much excuses to myself.

Please, someone, someone, or god alone knows what is best for me.

Singapore 1st

These fews days really rush, not to say rush, suddenly got too much things to handle. I was shock that next monday I have coursework test and I get myself trap in the middle of no where because I have to work on this Fri, Sat and Sun, and Monday is my coursework...Bursstttt up, exhausted!!!!

Its ok, I doubt I can handle it.Harsh Harsh!!! Ok, most importantly today I want to describe my trip to Singapore and Johor.

Singapore:
Actually its only a 10 hours wonder around Singapore. This trip is not a full sets of Singapore route, its only less than a quarter of Singapore route. Me and my parents depart from Klang at 10pm on friday, arrive at Sin-Ma custom at 4am on Saturday morning. If I says that I dont even know what places I have visited, its likely to be impossible. Ok, the first place we head at Singapore is the Island of Kusu, a place where all aunties and uncle praying for "HUAT AR HUAT AR"!


(I dont know whats this temple called, but, i know lots of aunty uncle inside here praying, limited leng lui)


(See, Kusu Island, this is my parents)


(The background looks fake, thanks to poor camera adjuster(me), I ter-turn on the flash function)


(My family three)

Forget to mention, this trip is follow tour guide trip, its only cost RM250 per person and lasted for 3 days, i mean, 2 half day,i guess!! Sounds cheap?

Then after that, we went another temple again.


(Kuan Yin temple)

After temple, then head to old Fei Kei Chiong(old airport) to shopping, where all the aunty uncle buy dont know what kind of things:


(Beli beli,cepat beli)


(Banana Tower, work in progress)


(Roda Singapore)

This is part of Picture took in Singapore, next post will be Johor. Present till here.

Singapore+Johor

This is the first part posting my trip to Johor and Singapore. I cant describe much about my trip now. In the moment of rushing but still taking the effort to post some picture.
Well, later only describe how i feel about my this trip.