Sunday, March 15, 2009

If i were a girl


I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE

Last week, i was busy circulating around Rawang and Cheras area, why? Doing sales around la. And so i find it that actually, doing sales is really that hard, especially facing typical customer. And i'm actually doing celcom sales la.

Customer: Ok la, boleh saya sign, macam mana?
Me: You cuma perlu isi borang saja la.
Customer: ok la....and he begins to write and sign.....
AND THEN....
Customer: Tak apa la, lain kali saya baru apply la. Sorry ya boss.

After 20 minutes of persuasion, after the hard effort i ask him to sign, finally he give an answer that lain kali baru sign. Hoohh....Wan yeh mer dai lo?????

Some customer lagi sohai, ask so much details but ended says next time la. Haizz..I get fedback from my friend and i even see it myself la, girl has better advantage doing any sales, especially with the good looking one, Read my word properly, is good looking, not leng lui..so ler
Sometimes i WONDER ar,HOW GOOD HOR.....

IF I WERE A GIRL,
EVEN JUST FOR A DAY,
I WOULD TRY TO SEDUCE MY CLIENT,
AND QUICKLY LET THEM SIGN UP THE FORM,

YAM CHA WITH THE BOY,
AND CHASE AFTER THEM,
I'D STAY WITH THEM TILL THEY HAPPY,
AND THEY HAPPY SIGN UP CELCOM FROM ME,
THAT IS THE STORY,

BUT I'M NOT GIRL,
SO IS NOT EASY FOR ME, DIUUUU...
I HAVE WASTED MUCH MORE TIME,
WITH ALL THE FUCKING CUSTOMER,

THEY LISTEN TO ME,
BUT THEY LISTEN BULLSHIT,
ALL THEY LISTEN IS JUST SWEETIES,
IF I WERE A GIRL I WERE A GIRL...

Wah lao eh, IF I WERE BEYONCE AR, ALL MALAYSIAN MAXIS AND DIGI CUSTOMER IS NOW CELCOM USER LO. Kanasai, haizzzz...

So what, no choice la,i really happy and appreciate i am a boy, why i happy and appreciate myself? Cause it is so cheap to ^seduce^ customer.

Next topic...
Coming week got presentation and maybe some paper work to do la. Need to present principle of finance, a topic to me which is interesting, but it is also a contrast to me because if i can present it brilliantly, then i my own financial system will be a financial turmoil. lolz...

Next 2nd topic:
This topic is specially for my class 2 leavers. Haiy, is kind a surprise to heard my 2 classmate has chooso to stop study. One is because want to change college, the other is because cant cope with studies la. Well, their destiny is on their hand, so I sincerely hope that they can walk the path that can bring them success in future, so if one of them can join AMWAY, then they can be success too!!!!!lolz..haha, k la, just want to promo promo AMWAY ma, just promo an opportunity for you to choose.

k la,stop here la..just now just contact with MR Mervyn, long lost contact friend, once is my gay desk partner in the oldies days..haha. So Mervyn, thanks for reading my blog ya. I ^love^ you la, muacckkkkkkkkssssssSSS...lolz..

3 comments:

rentz said...

i love that picture.haha XD

Vivian Ng said...

OMG!! haha
the song lyrics is hilarious!!
:D

chunhien.tan said...

lol. eh boss. macam Timbaland ah you. song writer all. :P