Holly crap

Exams exams and exams, fearful of it, but tak apa la, sudah lepas la,cakap banyak pun no benefit la.

So whats my plan for holidays? Arrr hah, people who know me well sure think i sure go work 1 lo. Yes, those who really know me, i really going to earn money, but work at a flexible time. I be the boss, i be the taikor, i be the master of my house, and I GET ALL THE MONEY FROM MY MOM. Thus, this is my holiday mission. Lolz.

I'm really serious lo,i am gonna take money from my mom to............................................invest.

What to invest? Land lo, house lo, shop lo, share market lo and this and that lo.(Just crap)

Have to apologize to all my classmate first cause cant organize a trip for them this sem break, cause my schedule is tight. Well, there are still time for us to gather next time and i believe all my classmate sure have their own best entertainment.

Back to me? So what am i suppose to do? Ok know what to do, get a new ^girl friend^ asap. So my blog can be the best place to advertise myself.

Halo beauty out there, my name is leng chai or u can call me handsome. What so special about me ar? Nothing special la actually just that my name is leng chai oni lo. So those beauty out there who is single and available can call me for a date oo, my din wa ho ma is 03-3547 9567.

Ok la thats all from me, contact me oo..I WILL FOLLOW YOU. Nah, show beauty my leng chai face...The pinky 1 is me lo,aniyohaisaiyo....

Differentiate

Before

(Last time,i use hotlink aka maxis)

After

(Now, switch to celcom, its so easy, i will help you, if you busy)

Before

(Ahyoooo,wiuuuu wittt, aren't Rihanna si beh hot? She's hot babe)

After

(Kanasai eh,So what's the big deal she's hot babe? Just another bitch next door got beaten by ^Brown^ oni ma,yiuhhhh)

Before

(aduhhhh, chu chu hen cute o, wo yao wo yao)

After

(Impressive!! Can i date a sexy pig?)

Before

(Well known tower)

After

(Famous day,911)

Before

(Hmm, intrinsically, perpaduan)

After

(Extrinsically,,....)

Before

(all the generation, white....)

After

(1st black...what a waste become ZHONG TONG{PRESIDENT}, should join baywatch ma)

Before

(^better^)

After

(^best^)

Before

(mian kua la aka no need see la, leng chai ler.....)

After

(nah beh eh, see what see? never see leng chai before ar?)lolz...

If i were a girl

I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE

Last week, i was busy circulating around Rawang and Cheras area, why? Doing sales around la. And so i find it that actually, doing sales is really that hard, especially facing typical customer. And i'm actually doing celcom sales la.

Customer: Ok la, boleh saya sign, macam mana?
Me: You cuma perlu isi borang saja la.
Customer: ok la....and he begins to write and sign.....
AND THEN....
Customer: Tak apa la, lain kali saya baru apply la. Sorry ya boss.

After 20 minutes of persuasion, after the hard effort i ask him to sign, finally he give an answer that lain kali baru sign. Hoohh....Wan yeh mer dai lo?????

Some customer lagi sohai, ask so much details but ended says next time la. Haizz..I get fedback from my friend and i even see it myself la, girl has better advantage doing any sales, especially with the good looking one, Read my word properly, is good looking, not leng lui..so ler
Sometimes i WONDER ar,HOW GOOD HOR.....

IF I WERE A GIRL,
EVEN JUST FOR A DAY,
I WOULD TRY TO SEDUCE MY CLIENT,
AND QUICKLY LET THEM SIGN UP THE FORM,

YAM CHA WITH THE BOY,
AND CHASE AFTER THEM,
I'D STAY WITH THEM TILL THEY HAPPY,
AND THEY HAPPY SIGN UP CELCOM FROM ME,
THAT IS THE STORY,

BUT I'M NOT GIRL,
SO IS NOT EASY FOR ME, DIUUUU...
I HAVE WASTED MUCH MORE TIME,
WITH ALL THE FUCKING CUSTOMER,

THEY LISTEN TO ME,
BUT THEY LISTEN BULLSHIT,
ALL THEY LISTEN IS JUST SWEETIES,
IF I WERE A GIRL I WERE A GIRL...

Wah lao eh, IF I WERE BEYONCE AR, ALL MALAYSIAN MAXIS AND DIGI CUSTOMER IS NOW CELCOM USER LO. Kanasai, haizzzz...

So what, no choice la,i really happy and appreciate i am a boy, why i happy and appreciate myself? Cause it is so cheap to ^seduce^ customer.

Next topic...
Coming week got presentation and maybe some paper work to do la. Need to present principle of finance, a topic to me which is interesting, but it is also a contrast to me because if i can present it brilliantly, then i my own financial system will be a financial turmoil. lolz...

Next 2nd topic:
This topic is specially for my class 2 leavers. Haiy, is kind a surprise to heard my 2 classmate has chooso to stop study. One is because want to change college, the other is because cant cope with studies la. Well, their destiny is on their hand, so I sincerely hope that they can walk the path that can bring them success in future, so if one of them can join AMWAY, then they can be success too!!!!!lolz..haha, k la, just want to promo promo AMWAY ma, just promo an opportunity for you to choose.

k la,stop here la..just now just contact with MR Mervyn, long lost contact friend, once is my gay desk partner in the oldies days..haha. So Mervyn, thanks for reading my blog ya. I ^love^ you la, muacckkkkkkkkssssssSSS...lolz..

Its not that easy

I was wrong on every expect that i promoting my Amway product on previous occasion.It was true from one of my friend and my friend, Amway wasn't just about buy and sell concept. It wasn't the way I walk to you and tell you: Hey, I'm Amway member la,so ler, i'm here to ask you buy and so on so far..... That is why I'm here to apologize to you readers about my wrong view and ways of doing such business. I mean if anyone of you out there is part of amway members, then maybe you'll be laughing at me: dey, this way of doing Amway, I give 1 year time you also cannot reach a certain level la.

So how this particular sales have to be a job done? Its not about mission impossible or any Italian job, its all about ourself, its all about people to people. Well, in many sense, or any cases, or anything, some time in life you have to believe in luck. Self confident is insufficient, who says George Soros only need confident and his intelligent of making the market upside down, or there's a phrase, success is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration and a sheer of luck as well. So what about me? Lets just see how people around will give me a chance.

Long time didnt update my blog cause basically i didnt really much time. Was busy looking for fortune, hehe. I'm just money minded all the way la. Suddenly my mom ask me, why ar, instead of looking fortune everywhere, why not you just sit down and enjoy your college life, or maybe if you cant sit nicely, why not join you college society or clubs? So why, answer is because, that time i was suppose wanted and thinking of joining SWC, but then, i didnt go. Then when i found the road of fortune, i didnt think much, let just join in. So with money, i think and do. Without money, i think i think and i think.....lolz.

Different people choose different life. Anyone can be success, even a rubbish collector can be success if he has intelligent. But why there are still people out there can't success? From my experience, is because people are not willingly try something they never done b4. Life is just all about invest and risk. How do you know you can get poorer if you work harder? Or how do you know maybe you can get richer if you gamble everyday? You never know not until you try it yourself. Am just giving an example only, I didnt say you sure be success if you go gamble and pok kai when you work harder. Maybe you all readers should read a book known as cash flow quadrant from Robert Kiyosaki, author of "Rich dad, poor dad". I'm really amaze by those American tycoon, that is why i want to experience what this book is talking about being an employee, self-employee, businessman, and being an investor, instead of study in college telling you how can you be a better employee when you graduate.

Some people might think being wasting time la, wasting money even you work, wasting your freedom la, neglecting your studies la, and bla bla bla. But can i ask you don't you think you also wasting your time watching tv, sleeping, eating, enjoying life when you don't own your own money and shopping just the day before exam just to release stress(who's money you spending?). So, who's right, who's wrong? You decide it.

k la, till here i stop.

Promoting products and business opportunity

Year in year out, month in month, day in day out, and i cant believe that the time back to college life is just within 222 hours from today onwards.

So ar, i do skips lots of blogging time. During this one month break, not much activity also, except during CNY gambling. Then whats most suffering during holiday is that i have stand 8 hours per day in a shopping mall, wtf, serving most window shopper. Yeah, i am working as a part time promoter. And the most unfortunate things to me is that, i miss chances of working at low yat, darn the PIC la, after chinese new year only call me ask me can work or not. I thought they not hiring anymore so i go look for promoter job, SHitttsss...

Hmm...i have something announce to readers, i'm currently aka sales man. Yeah, i'm doing direct selling of Amway product. Actually, many, included me, dont like direct selling people because, they just talk too much until can turn your brain upside down or make your head round and round. I even feel bored when they explaining and demoing their product. I even get fed up with my upline when he called me, very FAN LA THEY ALL!!!! But why am i still doing this business? Just for one reason, $$$$$$.

This part you must read and you must trust me:

Yes reader, I AM SELLING AMWAY PRODUCT, AMWAY WOR, SURE EVERYONE KNOW RIGHT, i doubt. Okay, i just want to say, yes, i am a direct seller, BUT, i am much different from my upline or whoever direct seller you know. My policy is that,
-i sell you buy,
-no force but may be persuade you,
-no call to ask you attend any freaking courses(if you are member of Amway),
-not so free to show you demo about product quality unless demanded by you or if you want to be confident with me and my product,
-wont force you to join member, may be persuade you, if i agak agak see you no interest to join, then i no need sai mai saliva persuade you join.
-lastly, me(seller) happy to sell, you(buyer) happy to buy.

Okay...if you, anyone who reading this blog, interest to buy product from me, for non members, if you are first time buyer, you'll enjoy 15% discount. Then for the rest if next purchase, you'll get 10% discount.

For members, you will automatically get your own distributor price.

For people who interested do this business, i am allow you to help me sell product for one month trial without the need to join Amway member. You are not earning comission, but earning profit margin. Means i give you an item price, you no need to buy product from me then to resell again, all you need is to find customer and show them catalog, if customer want to buy, then you tell me, i take the product to you and you give customer, then the earn your profit margin. How much is the margin? I will tell you when you interest to do this job. After one month trial, if you confident with your selling, then you may start join member, but if you dont want also can, is either you choose to quit or you be my helper help me sell. For more information about how can you earn more if you join member or you do not join member, you may come just contact me, and i'll explain to you briefly.

I think thats all la..if interested, send e-mail to me at junleong90@yahoo.com. Tell me your name and where you from.

If you people were to think that this kind of business, seems very hard to do wor, of cause very hard to do la, very hard to earn money de wor, and etc. Then i'll just tell you, with the money you have now, you either be a speculator to invest in share market(if you think you smart and risky enough) or you be a gambler. If no, you find me, you help me, i help you back.

The products i'm selling includes:
Home care product
Health care
Cosmetics
Perfumes
Kitchen appliances
and sub products such as watch, wallet, underwear and socks an etc...

Typical "kia su"

Ok, its been a long time i didnt upload about politic news. Cause actually for the past 3 month, i have rarely read newspaper. So for the past 3 months, i have no idea about whats happening in Malaysia. O ya, maybe there is a big news i know, where GAZA was being attack by Israel, i guess! Ok there is one interesting topic i saw in online the star, which is written below...

More protests against policy to teach in English
KUALA LUMPUR: Momentum is picking up against the policy to teach and learn Science and Mathematics in English with political parties, non-governmental organisations and school associations joining the fray.

The Movement for the Abolition of Teaching and Learning Science and Maths in English, claiming the support of more than 50 organisations and bodies, is hoping to gather 100,000 supporters to hand over a memorandum to Parliament and the King, on Feb 17 and March 7 respectively.

Former Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka director-general and movement president Datuk Dr Hassan Ahmad said the policy was not achieving its objectives and was creating more problems instead.
New group: Protesters showing their discontent over the policy on the teaching of Maths and Science after their movement was launched in Kuala Lumpur Saturday.

“How can you teach Maths and Science in English to pupils who don’t even understand English when they first come to school, whether Chinese or Indians or Malays?” he asked at the movement’s launch yesterday.

He also said that many rural students were grappling with the subjects and that teaching of English in schools should improve in order to master the language.

“We should improve the techniques of teaching English, expose children to good literature and get experts to devise a method that works,” he said.

PKR and PAS representatives were also present at the launch to show their support.

PKR youth chief Shamsul Iskandar Mohd Akin said although PAS and PKR machinery would be used to spread awareness of the movement’s beliefs, Pakatan Rakyat was not making this a political issue

So, there always pro and contrast on whatever things in this world. Should english be taught in Math and Science subject? This topic has been debated before G starts implement it. Tell you readers something, i think what is the meaning of Kia Su of these typical people who protested to stop use english to teach in our educations. Singapore people punya KIA SU means "ai pia jia ehh yiaaaa". Malaysia people punya KIA SU is "Lu Pia Lu Si". Lu pia Lu Si means the more you do, the more you drown. What drown? Look at this picture.



For all the contrast this people saying is all about their Bahasa Ibunda! People like them only happy about buka puasa, but they never say their everyday so called theme "god willing" buka otak(open minded). After wondering one round of the earth, it still about M policy. Just like the case Rihanna concert. Why so Kia Su? Small country like Singapore is even speaking English while maintaining their Bahasa Ibunda. See our country, so many language, good right? Good sai la, rojak language got la.

If you readers got notice a statement made up there saying about “How can you teach Maths and Science in English to pupils who don’t even understand English when they first come to school, whether Chinese or Indians or Malays?” How about changing the statement this way: " How do you know the pupils will ever understand Maths and Science if you were to taught in BM, BC, BT? Or another statment is like that" "How if all know english, means BM bo liao la?

Hey people, ask yourself la, if you want these 2 sub to teach in BM, do you think in the future our fellow student who wants to go further their studies at tertiary level will ever understand what the professor talking? Or, if it is teach in BC, do you think the M will tahu apa lan jiao lu cakap? Or if you teach in BT, yi na bo ling gay, apa lu jiao la? So what is final outcome? Rojak language lo. Again, sorry for being so rude, if not this topic will not be interesting. Lolz..

Recycling money

Every CNY la. I have never win in any of those gambling..It is either lose or draw(means no win no lose).

So after all the ups and down gambling market, whatever momentum of luck I have, no matter how big i sai lang to win back what i lose, no matter how terrible my face look when i lose, and whatever sweats drops on my closets.............GUESS WHAT, I WIN BACK ALL MY MODAL, AND GUESSSSS WHAT, I EVEN WIN RM1X...lolz.

First, 4 days of CNY i lose 150 bucks. The biggest amount i lose is at Chin See house. But i ended up winning on the 5th and 6th day of CNY at friends.. Hoooh, that is a huge relive for me.Gambling is all about luck, when it comes, you will win, when you lose, the luck will hardly come. So whatever it is, betting is about luck. But now, i'm in cruise control of my money. Very relieve that i win a small amount of money. Better than crying on my pillow thinking about losing my previous 150 buck. Crazyyyy...

Ok la, now i can happily go for online shopping. See got what nice things to buy. Anyway, need to thanks to Mr WH for giving me luck to win.haha.