Despeation

Haha, k la, don’t know what to tell out in my blog also. Now at home, can’t even study at all. Once see computer in my room, some more got streamyx service, mana boleh tahan tak mau online, lolz. Well, congratulation to a my particular friend, got bf d, so keep it up with him and well, wish you can be with him happily. Just online check frienster saw so some friend new couple picture. Envy! Haiya, biasa d la, I even jealous also la. Haha, what la, I know jealous can be known as sin in my religion, I doubt. Haiy, what more can I say? I’m single but “not available”, this word will never exist in my context la. I always available la. Nonsense la that word. However, although that word indicates that I’m really desperate of gf, indeed I am. So, actually I must also need naik harga sedikit la. Experience says saya perlu naikkan harga saya just like harga petrol (although PM just announced petrol price will be dropping this Sat). Haha. I think here is the best ways express my criteria of pursuing my dream girl!!!lolz.. Ok, here it goes

Feb 19 = 19 Criteria a girl must have of becoming my gf, hehe:
1)Must be leng lui, eg: Miss universe
2)Must not be a fei po, but chubby acceptable la
3)Must be cute, eg: Cyndi Wang Xin Ling
4)Must have height not more than 168cm
5)Must not richer than me
6)Must not smarter than me, at least spm qualify 5A’s la
7)Must company me 24 hours a day
8)Must make me happy, until I smile or laugh
9)Must dress nicely, eg: no lala.
10)Must be long hair
11)Must have soft and straight hair
12)Must have boobs, B cup enough la
13)Must got body like coca cola bottle, the old version 1
14)Must be fair, not as fair as hantu can d
15)Must have no pimples on face
16)Must like Manchester United FC, crazy for them
17)Must tolerate me more, is a job
18)Must wash cloth for me, if you stay nearby me
19)Must cook for me, must be delicious

Girls? You boleh tahan saya ke? Can fulfill or not? Cannot ler, then very simple lo, find another guy which don’t need such many criteria. High aims ler, then only can get my chun perfect gf ma, mana boleh chin chai lagi, I don’t want kan toi lagi lo. Girls can naik harga bila-bila masa, why not me? Now all gender is fair and square. Only crazy people like me will set such aim. So, I’m really waiting to be with such girls who can fulfill such ^wonderful^ criteria. I think my criteria are magnificent.

In conclusion, I’m single and available all time, see you all girls want so me or not nie..haha.